Cry Deeply (Like a Boss)

belgravias:

i dont understand people who don’t make text posts

seriously

are you alive

no

they’re zombies

zombie bloggers

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haikuuu:

we’re all dying in 2 months and i’m gonna die a virgin who can’t drive

you live Tumblr

you die Tumblr

a bunch of virgins who can’t drive

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nostopdasgay:

qthewetsprocket:

blakesreckoning:

tumblr is going to be hilarious on the night the world supposedly ends

#do we get killed off in our time zones or all together because i want a heads up from japan

It’s so rude when the apocalypse doesn’t give you a schedule.

Tag your Apocolypse spoilers please.

I’m going to not sleep the night before so all my blogging is night-blogging.

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Wow you know when you’re reading through the notes of some post that was, yeah, a little condescending but ironically so and you’re getting really angry at the people who are getting angry at that one cool ironic dude who’s making fun of the worst types on Tumblr by pretending to be one but as you progress through the mountains and mountains of notes, your stomach sinks as you realize with a horrified crushing sensation that they weren’t being ironic and they WEREN’T PRETENDING AT ALL?

REBLOG if you think Tumblr needs to improve its message/fanmail system, with an Outbox, so you can keep track of what’s been said in a conversation.

neil-gaiman:

webbyghost:

isnarniainyournose:

evayoblog:

cosmic-rebirth:

(With enough support—reblogs in the thousands—I’ll write to them, pointing out the deficiency, but so should you.)

yeah ffs

hells yes

Or at least not make any message you’ve replied to VANISH FOREVER.

explaining “nsfw”

pussyandjew:

nepeter:

nsfw is a shortcut from “not safe for work”, which is, well, something your boss/parent wouldnt want to see on your screen

if you won’t tag something nsfw just because the post is about how the human body is natural and shouldn’t be so taboo i dont think i will ever take you seriously

this has been a psa

Thank you.

There’s such a thing as CONSERVATIVE BOSSES.

But why are you on Tumblr during work.

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lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
sanctuary: a small safe place in a troubling world
metathesiophobia: fear of change

This is probably why I play Harvest Moon and use Tumblr to be honest

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