This keeps getting better and better.
Wendy has a Tumblr devoted to advocating for her environmentalist causes that she keeps neurotically running for days on end because she keeps finding new causes to advocate for, Bebe has a blog for shoes shoes shoes and another one where she reblogs NSFW content of herself (pairings included) because she thinks it is damn sexy, Clyde only has one blog which he calls BitchzLoveProboscis (it was sexier in his head when he was superheroing it up with Mysterion) and uploads “Tasteful Erotica”; which for Clyde equals shameless porn. There is an odd reblogging triangle betwixt Kenny, Clyde, and Bebe. Craig has pursued his interest in cute animal cinematography, Jimmy maintains a Funniest Gags blog that posts nothing but awful jokes yet has over 1,000 followers, Timmy keeps uploading videos of Gobbles, Kevin tries to keep the Star Wars fandom breathing, and Ike owns Canadian Confessions. Since Butters is a hopeless sweetheart he tried to run a blog of happy, cute things (like his Hello Kitty passion) but the fact is that “No one wants to see that hippie crap, you assmunching fag.” (Guess who.) To this day he has exactly one follower. Kyle, despite being the only one who cares, doesn’t have the heart to tell him it’s Cartman reblogging his stuff on his troll blog.
Gregory keeps La Resistance afloat. Ze Mole likes anon-trolling it because after dying painfully for a cause he really wasn’t getting paid enough for, he could care less about the music videos of dancing a dickless jig.
Tweek found the whole thing too much damn pressure because he kept freaking out over whether he should follow this blog, what if they post things he didn’t like, what if they hated him and thought he was a creeper and oh jesus he WAS a creeper, how do you tell what to post and what’s okay to like, will his friends be pissed if he doesn’t follow them or like their pictures, OH GOD THE POSTS ARE PILING UP AND UP AND UP- In the end, Craig deleted his blog. Everyone was sick of getting spammed by apologetic asks or messages pleading for guidance. So now Tweek may be uncool, but at least he doesn’t spend most of the day rocking back and forth in front of a flooded dash.
Token really tried to Tumbl. He did. He wanted to connect with the other kids his age. He wanted to see what the local poor kids were into, he wanted to get into it himself. But after slightly less than a week ofseeing just what everyone else was getting up to on Tumblr he deleted that shit like you wouldn’t believe. Now he spends a lot of time anonymously surfing Tumblr for Le Perfect Fanfic, or anything that may restore his shattered faith in humanity.
Sometimes he thinks he was better off with the lions.
oh god I’m sorry and no Damien or Pip for you no