Cry Deeply (Like a Boss)

Vivid and Visceral: WANTED: 50, 000 Interested Readers

Fri, 04 Jan 2013 08:55:57 -0500

Vivid and Visceral: WANTED: 50, 000 Interested Readers:

Hi there. My name is Vivid, otherwise known by my pen name, L. Holland. Don’t be surprised that you haven’t heard of me: I’m not a published author. But you can help with that, just by reading this.

Early this year I did some inquiries regarding book publishing. I was in the early planning stages…

Tumblr I am sorry for my absence but the computer is dead and this tablet doesn't do Internet so well so it might be a while before I can consistently use this site but ah, I love you all and I really hope you're doing great.

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 01:27:12 -0500

I don’t wanna bend like the bad girls bendI just wanna be your...

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 23:08:02 -0400

I don’t wanna bend like the bad girls bend
I just wanna be your friend
Is it ever gonna be enough? (x)

I’m pretty down with this because you took Metric and you took korrasami and those are basically two of the coolest things so yeah.

miaoujones: Commission done for me by the most excellent...

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 22:29:16 -0400

miaoujones:

Commission done for me by the most excellent runmonsterun!

Whenever I commission someone, I try to pick something I think the artist is going to enjoy doing because I just feel like it’s more fun all around that way. Since V and I don’t share a lot of pairings and since she’d already done the sweetest picture ever of Clyde and Marjorine for a trade with me (and holy heck, I still owe my half; I am a bad, bad person), I wasn’t sure what to ask for. Then I remembered the series she did of South Park kids and their families, and since one of my favorite parts of my headcanon on Clyde is his relationship with his mother, I knew exactly what to request. So here it is: Clyde baking with his mom!

I literally applauded when I saw this. First of all, Clyde is licking the spoon, which is something I’d wanted but I’m pretty sure I’d forgotten to ask for specifically, so kudos to V on being psychic. Not only that, but his mom is holding it for him, which is such a sweet and subtle way of emphasizing their relationship. There’s just such fondness between them. From her expression, I think his mom has just offered him the spoon, indulging him like she knows he thinks he’s too big to ask but she also knows he wants to. There’s also an equality in their relationship. Clyde looks so comfortable and confident; he’s contributing to this project with the skills and experience he’s probably been accumulating and honing since he was a wee little kid “helping” with the holiday baking.

And it’s definitely holiday baking—according to the open page of the recipe book, those are “gingerbread boys” he has on his baking sheet. Somehow that’s even more endearing than if they were making gingerbread men. There are other amazing details in the background V did for this, too, like the fact that the towel hung on the oven door handle is Towelie. And the milk cartoon! With Kenny’s butt on the Missing Child side! Genius!

Just, everything about this puts me in such a happy, warm, and wonderful mood.

(Thank you, V!)

Photo

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 06:26:22 -0400

Birthday Compilation or Shit I Dunno

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 06:11:00 -0400

Okay so because Joxem is so CrEnny-sick and missed CrEnny Friday, I figured why dig up my favorite Craig/Kenny picture?

I’m not really a fan of CrEnny, to be honest. Joxem is a lovely person whose favorite South Park pairings are StYle and CrEnny and I really like KyMan and CrEek, but they’re so nice that I cannot help but be friends with them because JOXEM IS JUST AWESOME AND YOU SHOULD GO BE NICE TO THEM.

Anyway, just for some nostalgic fun I rummaged through my disturbingly large collection of SP favorites on DA, and here are the CrEnny pictures I found which tickled my fancy!

This is going to be massive I’m sorry.

There’s… Actually not a lot of CrEnny in my favorites gallery. It’s all KyMan, StEndy, DIp and CrEek. There’s also gratuitous art of badass South Parkian girlies since I love them so. But I shall do my best!

I haven’t been on dA in forever holy shit I don’t have art skills so I basically just used it to hoard other peoples awesome art and leave comments.

There may or may not be OT3s and other pairings, sorry ‘bout that. Also NSFW/gore.

(Noxicosis)

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/041/5/2/south_side_story_by_noxicosis-d4pafj0.png

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/002/a/c/kindred_spirits_by_noxicosis-d4l3h1j.png

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/053/c/1/whelmed_by_noxicosis-d4qobxy.png

(DelijaDodgson)

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/143/6/7/what_craig_taker_does__when_nobody_ses_him_by_delijadodgson-d50t2g1.jpg

(JewishStar)

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/300/b/d/commission__brofist_by_jewishstar-d31no1a.jpg

(Soltian)

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/323/d/d/ddca6b3ef6bcd12da3de755f1283f4ca-d337bwh.jpg

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs38/f/2008/363/2/1/2183c0cf5e691326cf4130fd8ef9391c.jpg

(xNoWherex)

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/009/8/a/a_productive_afternoon_by_xnowherex-d4lumj2.jpg

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/243/f/1/quality_reading_material_by_xnowherex-d5d3l0q.jpg

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/215/e/3/eternal_summer_slacking_by_xnowherex-d59qr1z.jpg

(ShooterSP)

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/051/4/5/ololololo_xd_by_shootersp-d39yo53.png

(Kyuubikun)

http://th07.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2012/120/f/a/like_a_knife_by_kyuubikun-d4y39j0.jpg

http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2012/051/b/8/drip_drop_drip_by_kyuubikun-d4qeujx.jpg

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs47/f/2009/218/7/2/meanwhile_in_1864_by_kyuubikun.png

(eunyoung91)

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/038/a/f/South_Park___Kenny_x_Craig_7_by_eunyoung91.jpg

(windycarnage)

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/332/c/6/haunted_by_windycarnage-d4hn18l.png

(arvade)

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/223/d/3/southpark_sketchdump_for_liz_by_arvade-d4685iv.jpg

(apatur4iris)

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/226/3/d/obsession_by_apatur4iris-d46i54q.jpg

I went through almost 150 pages of deviations and I have so very little CrEnny to show for it.

Oops.

jupitrieart: I hope when they make Naruto’s face on the...

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 02:24:51 -0400

jupitrieart:

I hope when they make Naruto’s face on the cliff—that he’d be the first Hokage to smile.

*legit tears, as in actually legitimately crying tears for legitimate reasons*

THANKS ASSHOLE, CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON = INSTANT TEARS NOW, WOW , I WAS REALLY WANTING TO CRY

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 01:50:25 -0400

IF YOU DON’T WANT TO CRY 24/7 YOU SHOULDN’T BE ON TUMBLR

Kye’s expression doesn’t even change though...

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 01:15:24 -0400

Kye’s expression doesn’t even change though he’s so done with Stan’s shit.

Essentially Sekrit’s fanfiction.

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 00:23:36 -0400

Essentially Sekrit’s fanfiction.

pickingmyturnips: what are you hiding The bodies.

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 00:16:33 -0400

pickingmyturnips:

what are you hiding

The bodies.

Why would you ever do this. The faded colors make it twenty...

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 23:53:51 -0400

Why would you ever do this. The faded colors make it twenty times worse.

I think it’s probably more likely that Christopher Robin had some form of autism, though.

shout out to the 90% of my followers that dont like reblog or message me at all but still follow me...

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 23:44:49 -0400

shout out to the 90% of my followers that dont like reblog or message me at all but still follow me for some reason

kejava: mmajesticllamas: bendydicks: realizationsofafangirl: ...

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 23:30:23 -0400

kejava:

mmajesticllamas:

bendydicks:

realizationsofafangirl:

Carry On My Wayward Son - Kansas

With violins.

You can’t deny this shit.

wHOA.

some things are born holy

i waited approximately 1.5 seconds and then hit reblog wow okay this is fantastic cannot form proper words or adequately use grammar because i think tears are clouding my visiiiooonnn

belgravias: i dont understand people who don’t make text posts seriously are you...

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 23:23:00 -0400

belgravias:

i dont understand people who don’t make text posts

seriously

are you alive

they’re zombies

zombie bloggers

sugapieissofly: welcometohellfilm: btw, I’m changing all the...

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 23:20:30 -0400

sugapieissofly:

welcometohellfilm:

btw, I’m changing all the character designs to shiny sexy demon school girls

soooo

I’ve been waiting for this change for all of my life

I physically cannot.

YOU GET TRIPLE POINTS IF YOU DRESS JONATHON AS A RIVAL SEMPAI FROM ANOTHER SCHOOL

I love Welcome to Hell so much it’s painful you should all go read it, it’s really fun and really cute and also dark humor whooo. I should totally check the tag but I’m probably going to end up with a bunch of Sock/Satan porn, and I have to decide how I feel about that first.

Happy Halloween

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 23:15:00 -0400

dimensionaltranscendence:

nakedghosts:

thehomestarrunner:

ravenor:

Going as Misty this year for Halloween. Hope you all have a great day!

Oops I dropped my pokeball.

i can’t even deal with this right now

I can so deal with this.

oMG PERFECTION

THE CIGARETTES THOUGH

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 22:29:12 -0400

THE CIGARETTES THOUGH

you're never online on skype anymore

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 21:45:05 -0400

I THINK I KNOW WHO YOU ARE OH

pickingmyturnips: I REFUSE TO ACCEPT IT AS ANYTHING BUT CANON

Fri, 02 Nov 2012 06:20:47 -0400

pickingmyturnips:

I REFUSE TO ACCEPT IT AS ANYTHING BUT CANON